My Blog

I love a good style guide

Oh.  I thought this was about fashion.  How disappointing.

Bitch Slapped

Normally everyone's looking up to me.  It's sometimes flattering and sometimes tiring.  I know I'm stunning and proud of my city, but I still haven't gotten over the embarrassment of yesterday:  everyone looking, looking, staring.  Past me.  At that bitch volcano over the river in Washington.  She's tried to steal my thunder before.  Let her come over here and try that shit.

My Network

Popular searches in my network include:

1. prom gowns
2. polyphonic ringtone
3. Prom Hairstyles
4. free mp3 songs
5. zodiac love match
6. body language flirting
7. love spells
8. nokia 6230
9. adidas shoes
10. louis vuitton bags

Wet

People of Portland, People of the World,

You may be enjoying this unusual weather.  You may think Portland would be even better next to a beach.  But I warn you!  You are changing the climate.

Ride your bike to work or school one day this week.

Please.  Do it for me.

I should be wet this time of year.